Miami Rant

Sorry I’m late this week. Turns out My Amy loves me after all (IYKYK) 

NASCAR rolls on to Homestead-Miami for a very rare Spring Race. Normally this one time track is in the Fall, but in an attempt to get next year’s Championship Weekend. Y’all decide to go Spring this year. How did it work out? 

The weekend started with arguably the best Truck Race this year, possibly this decade. Hell, it was even on Big Fox. So I could watch this race on Rabbit Ears. Who called this race?? This would be a fantastic platform to show off Jamie Little, Phil Parsons, and Michael Waltrip in the booth before their biggest audience this year. Y’all didn’t go with that. Opting for your “Driver’s Only” Broadcast. Jamie Little’s Silence speaks volumes to your trust and opinion of her Play by Play skills. Just saying 

But as for the Race itself, What a banger at the end. This is a race my Late Father would’ve dropped by my house unannounced. Because he knew what this race had the potential to be. Knocking on the door just rolling in straight to the Fridge “Dude, Larson has the chance to equal Kyle Busch and even top him later in the year.” Crack open his first beer. . . And make a very memorable night 

You see that final Restart?? Kyle Larson is the last car on the lead lap and marches all the way to the front to WIN THE RACE!!! That right there is the Greatest Race Car Driver on EARTH!! Dad would’ve loved to rub it into my face that he bet on Larson to win it!! Then show me his Digital Bet Slip and drink the rest of my beer!! 

You follow up with an Xfinity Race that Kyle Larson Dominates until the last and FINAL Restart that Sam Mayer Messes up and Causes Kyle Larson to have a slow start. Quick Question. . .if that was Dale Jr would you have waived it off?? You’ve done that before. Asking for some friends of mine in Vegas. 

Now we get to Cup. Good Race Larson Dominates again and WINS 2/3 which according to Meatloaf 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. But it’s nowhere near Kyle Busch’s Bristol Record. Say Kyle Larson is running the Triple in Bristol. I say let Ross Chastain Run the Triple in Nashville as well!! What’s the worst that can happen 

-Halfpint

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