Kansas Spring Rant

(Today’s Rant is in the Style of Green Day’s “When September Ends”)

Sorry there was no Rant Last week
Logano’s Win put me to sleep
Wake me up, When Fox’s Broadcast Ends

Kansas did the exact same Thing
Larson’s win was sort of (Not) Exciting
Wake me up, When Fox’s Broadcast Ends

The Booth and the Boots on the ground
Just as Empty as the crowd
Commercials are way too much
How am I supposed to be Wow’d?

There is one thing I absolutely miss
Boogity in Triplicate
Wake me up, When Fox’s Broadcast Ends.

Seriously y’all Fox SUCKS and continues to prove it’s not worthy of NASCAR’s time or attention. You ever get the option Ditch their asses.

-Halfpint