ALL STAR Rant/Fox Broadcast

ALL Star Race/Fox Broadcast Ending 

QUIT THE GIMMICKS It’s not Memphis on a Monday Night. It’s North Wilkesboro for God’s Sake. Granted Logano didn’t like it and poor poor pitiful him and his 3 (Some would argue one of them was undeserved) Cup Championships

Just run 250 laps let the race tell itself and for God’s Sake DO NOT give Mikey Waltrip something to hold. It doesn’t work out for the best guys and gals. 

What do you like most about FOX’s NASCAR Cup Series broadcast coverage this year?

Not a Goddamn thing whatsoever. Seriously a Fucking College Broadcast team could do a better job.

Do you have any suggestions on improving FOX’s NASCAR Cup Series broadcasts for 2026? (Optional)

*Cracks Knuckles* Where do I begin?? 

Pre-Race Show: Get Rid of Chris Myers!! For the love that is good and Holy!!! Josh Sims proves in ONE WEEK he’s more useful (And Cheaper) than Chris “BOTOX/TOUPEE (ALLEDGELY)” Myers. And if you need Josh to do something else okay Kaitlyn Vincie is perfect for the role!! 

Booth: You ain’t gonna do any better than Mike Joy, Kevin Harvick, and Clint in the Booth (With Larry Mac backing you up) So don’t bother trying unless Mike gives you the double bird. If that happens then offer Allen Bestwick the fucking Golden Dumptruck from the Saudi’s. 

Pit Road: Jamie Little is perfect in that role (and no others There’s Eric Brennan if you need another Play by Play Man!!) 

Lemme tell you something when your best NON Cup Race involves Kevin Harvick, Dale Jr, and NOT Jamie Little that should tell you something. (Well the Truck Race that was on FOX with the Drivers Only Broadcast was great too all because it didn’t involve Jamie Little in the booth. She’s great in the pits but not much else. (Sorry bruh) 

Also make sure Whoever runs Fox Sports has a Come to Jesus Meeting with NASCAR so they might actually get some RESPECT for the Sport!!! They just spent a BILLION (WITH A FUCKING B) DOLLARS to Cover it and they treat it like it’s Pickleball!! 

-HALFPINT

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