This is an important weekend in Racing
Monaco for those that Care
The Indy 500, and the Coca-Cola (aka The WORLD) 600
I could care less about Monaco if I’m being honest. More chance of my dating profile being swiped right than passing in Monaco so we move on.
Then Comes the Indy 500 the Most Prestigious event in Motorsports (Alledgely) Kyle Larson Once again is attempting the Double. and for the First time NASCAR TV Partner FOX is broadcasting it live Flag to Flag Coverage.
They brought in Chris Myers (PUKE) Tony Stewart, Danica Patrick, Michael Strahan, Jimmie Johnson (Like his name matters), Tom Brady, Left Mikey Waltrip at home and Kevin Harvick wasn’t anywhere to be found.
What can I say?? Fox pulled out every single stop for it’s coverage of the Indianapolis 500 . . . and How do I put this??
You guys ever see Openheimer?? Specifically that scene where Naked Florence Pugh is riding up on Naked Cillian Murphy with Cuckquean Emily Blunt watching with drunken disgust on her face.
Well in this instance Naked Cillian is Fox Sports
Beautiful Naked Florence is Indycar
And you NASCAR?? You’re fully clothed (To the detriment of the audience) Cucked out Emily Blunt on the couch watching with drunken disgust.
That’s you NASCAR and it’s embarrassing for everyone involved. That’s the TV deal you agreed too?? Fox needs out and needed out yesterday!! They don’t care about you they like the shiny new toy that is Indycar and The shine that comes out of Dwyane’s big bald egotistical (not to be confused with his “ALLEGED” small testicles) head
Then comes along Prime which takes NASCAR on a first awkward date. Clearly the the partners are new to this but Amazon is willing to give this thing a legit chance (Unlike Their Lord of the Rings License not my place at this time) and that is more effort than FOX Sports has put into NASCAR in the past what now 10 years?? They call that a decade. And I call it a decade of Abuse. By the way look up their finish of the Indy 500 vs Amazon’s coverage of the end of the Coca-Cola 600 (I kinda like the idea of the World 600 Presented by Coca-Cola Dale Jr agrees with me just try it once I dare you)
Amazon has the BALLS to tell the story of Ross Chastain who started DEAD LAST in 40th and do something no other driver had done in Charlotte except for Richard Petty (He’s the King I hear) and the Watermelon Farmer from Florida did it all for the memory of US Army Specialist 4th Class Kevin McCrea Ross even had the Specialist’s picture in the Car for Good Luck!! I’m biased to say it was mighty good luck indeed!!
It was an absolute pleasure watching that #1 car rise from stage to stage and eventually taking the lead right when he needed to!! With Ross Chastain being the first to complete 600 miles despite starting Shotgun (Dead Last)
Next week you’re in my stomping grounds of Nashville. Hope y’all enjoy Broadway Cause I sure as Hell Don’t
-Halfpint
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