I don’t know how I’m gonna do a rant this week. My body temperature is elevated I’ve been nauseated since Friday and it got even worse even Saturday Night but I didn’t have the heart to puke it out which is worse than if I was leaking out of every orifice. I guess you could say I’m sick. What could it be that I’m sick of?
NASCAR and the Lawsuit with 23X1 and Front Row?? Surprisingly this is going to continue to be a long term condition so I don’t see anything making this go away anytime soon. Thanks U.S. Legal System you’re an incurable plague on soc-
(Halfpint wishes to let everyone know that he loves the Government and is in a good Mental State certainly everything he says is a joke and only applicable in Mine Craft)
Now I wanna spend a little time on the Truck Series. A little time is infinitely more time than Fox Sports puts into their broadcast. Whoever came up with Heim Time?? What Marketing firm sat in a room for many hours on hours to come up with a clever way to rhyme for the phonetic pronunciation of “Hime?” seriously what was #2?? Heimy Wimey?? They got us with the Heimy??? I’m a Himey kind of Girl (or Guy not that there’s anything wrong with that)???
What’s the cure for that?? Just reward Heimy over there the Truck Title already so he can move on to the Cup Series. You don’t want him to lose it cause he was spun out by a lapped car in Phoenix?? That’s pretty jacked up if you ask me.
Here’s another thing that keeps leaking out of the wrong hole persistently that no one asked for.
If there’s one thing fans don’t like it’s when they’re told how stupid they are. Insulting their intelligence doesn’t work. Normally it turns them against whoever thinks they’re stupid. Ask Kyle Petty, The Burt Ward of NASCAR and Mamba Smith who’s allegedly a hype man. Mamba can hype up a terminal cancer patient to go ahead and pull the plug with the charisma he showed on Twitter recently.
Those two proved between them their combined brain cell is merely a kernel of corn rolling into a storm drain. If either of them were in a NASCAR War Room they’d be whistling Stranger in Paradise. What’s the cure for this???
Tell them if they want the fan base to grow, quit insulting them and take their criticisms as necessary as it can be taken. Criticism and rejection are requirements for growth because if you’re stagnant nothing gets fixed.
Oh by the way this coming week is the beginning of regular season Football till April. So ratings are already going to drop. Don’t make it worse.
Now I’ve saved the best for last. This constipation was sudden and will last as long as the first round of the playoffs. I would say I need an enema but according to Kyle Petty and Mamba Smith my head is far enough up my ass.
AUSTIN DILLION and anyone else on the Broadcast or Social Media who claimed that Austin Dillion was “Redeemed” in Richmond. Come on you dotards. “Redeemed”?? Let’s look up the Definition in which there are two descriptions.
1. The action of saving or being saved from sin, error, or evil.
Well its not Paw Paw’s Grandson who needs being saved. Its us from seeing him in the top 10. We need redemption from that for sure!!!
2. The action of regaining or gaining possession in exchange for payment or clearing a debt.
What did Austin Dillion regain? NOTHING The Sanctioning Body didn’t take the win away just the 2024 Playoff Position. He never regained that either cause he didn’t win at Daytona or Darlington as I recall. As far as debts go he still owes Denny Hamlin and Joey Logano each a free love tap spin out from each of them for bitching his way to a win from last year.
So thanks for using the WRONG word to describe the situation
The word you’re looking for is Vindicated. It’s more than a Dashboard Confessional Song.
Unfortunately this sickness from the RCR team will only go away after the first round of the playoffs. If it lingers past that point there’s only one cure.
Also Congratulations to Austin Dillion. He’s the first car I’m gonna play in NASCAR ‘25. It’s a HUGE honor to do so. He should be proud. After all I need a car to test the physics engine by turning off the flags, choosing Talladega, stopping on the apron in the beginning of turn 3, turn the car right around and as the Cars enter the straightaway, run it wide open till I see how Full Damage works in the game!! Of all the drivers I choose him. Seriously, it’s a great honor. Then I’ll test out what kind of setups I can use like max out the PSI on the tires or just ride the wall in Martinsville. The possibilities are endless!!
-Halfpint
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